Also:

https://www.cbc.ca/lite

Not. Cryptocurrency is just nonsense.

That was Global News, you can read about it here:

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/cbs-news-says-global-mi...

If by 'ran the original episode' you mean on TV: no, they didn't, but they did put it on their 'app'.

Considering how much Trump is screwing with Canada, maybe it was someone's small act of revenge.

Because you’re rich?

Not rich. I pay in Canadian dollars :(

I’m just a simple dude trying to optimize his life.

Lots of the moving fast stuff is very impactful, just often in a bad way.

In fact I think both you and the parent are right simultaneously.

What is LEOs?

Law Enforcement Officers, ie the Police.

What cops want to be called instead of "cops", "the filth", or "pigs".

Law enforcement officer, or police.

They do, they just don’t want to ask it like that because they want to hoover all your data.

How do you do that? And do you need an AppleID to do so?