You don’t have to hit a chicken hard to cook it you just shoot it at a wall.

That would be difficult to serve. Maybe shoot it into something like a bucket with a rim that’s curved inward, to direct the meals momentum back into the bucket.

And, since the volume is more confined, it should have the benefit of slightly reducing the required kinetic cooking energy.

So, shoot it at the plate instead.

I don't know what plates you're using but I'm pretty mine would shatter upon chicken impact.

Ok, now I feel silly. Cooking the serving individually makes so much more sense. The lower forces will significantly reduce all required material thicknesses, especially in the serving area blast shield!

I think it would negatively affect the visual appearance and texture of said chicken.

Purely a matter of personal taste. Chicken pate on toast is popular in many regions.

Ladies and gents, please help yourself to breakfast. Bread is by the toaster, butter and jam is on the table. The chicken pâte will be on the large wall once the chef finishes loading up the howitzer.

Indeed. It would turn into McNuggets :-/

But McNuggets are delicious. And the only non-self-made nuggets worth eating...

I miss the old late 1980’s/early 1990’s choose your own adventure phone games. They had an early 1940’s radio show vibe to them with sound effects and voice actors. The felt like old laser disk arcade games too. No one seems to remember them and I can’t find them online.

The most famous one in the UK was called FIST (Fantasy Ihteractive ?Stories? by Telephone or something) written by Steve Jackson (of Fighting Fantasy fame, not the American Steve Jackson)... premium rate telephone number got me into trouble more times than I can remember as a kid

I played them in and around the California Bay Area but I guess similar games were set up all over the US. They were free too. Every time I watch the movie Treasure Planet (2002) the narrator for the holographic bedtime story reminds me of the phone games.

Reminds me of old school 2000’s internet tv.

Yeah but I’ve never been more busy and productive.

Learning and exploring has been my whole life and it’s not without its costs.

The Portland State Aerospace Society built Oregon’s first satellite OreSat0 back in 2022, it launched in March of the same year and stayed in low earth orbit for over 2 years and a half years https://www.pdxaerospace.org/

I feel like a cop looking at this company’s behavior. “If you’re not guilty why are you acting guilty, Verizon?”

He’s a martyr now.

Over the next short while, he might be. Let's see.

He is now.

The assumptions implicit in this comment are not especially reasonable.