I love to work with me hands

Based on numerous other responses and direct experience maybe it's not as dissonant as you're trying to sell is the thing.

As the 90s commercial goes, Why Ask Why?

Celebrate good times

As somebody in Data Science/Predictive Modeling, it's almost entirely useless to read blog posts unless they come from some stellar blogger like say Andrew Gelman. Do a search on any topic, you get a ludicrous list of 'Towards Data Science' posts from kids who learned maybe 30% of what they're talking about over the course of writing the article. Books for me, thanks.

We're growing up!

He helps his clients solve problems...unless they aren't using Salesforce. Then they're on their own.