Odd Go (game) allusion, but it keeps suggesting itself to me these days.

In Go, the object is to get two 'eyes', or _meh_, which stabilizes a structure.

Often getting two _meh_ first is almost (but not always) the same as winning. (IIRC; I haven't played in years.)

OK, so the punchline is: everyone has two _meh_ now.

Every group. No matter how ridiculous.