I like https://www.sansbullshitsans.com/

Delightful

This was a fun page to test it with: https://www.oracle.com/cloud/cloud-native/

“Increasingly, modern bullshit native apps are being infused with Bullshit bullshits, improving business efficiencies and bullshitting new use cases and bullshits for customers.”

needs more blockchain

add some chatgpt for making it to YC. :)

The beginning of bullshitGPT?

I thought the same! It would be nice if it could strip out the bullshit and shortening the text, while keeping it readable.

ChatGPT:

Remove marketing speak from the following text:

Bullshit.js is a best-of-breed, mission-critical enterprise JavaScript bookmarklet that will empower you to evaluate the high impact of market-driven text on any Web resource, cultivating process-centric innovation and out-of-the-box thinking.

To use it, drag the following link to your bookmarks bar and use it on any page to leverage our innovative translation service:

Answer:

Bullshit.js is a JavaScript bookmarklet that helps you evaluate the impact of market-driven text on any web resource. To use it, drag the following link to your bookmarks bar and use it on any page to access our translation service.

Seems to work in both ways :)

> Translate the following text to marketing speak (add loads of bullshit): ...

> "Introducing Bullshit.js - the revolutionary new JavaScript bookmarklet that's changing the game when it comes to analyzing the powerful influence of market-driven language on any web resource. With just a simple drag and drop of the link to your bookmarks bar, you'll be able to tap into the unparalleled expertise of our advanced translation service and see the impact of your marketing strategies in real-time. It's the ultimate tool for any business looking to dominate the competition and drive successful results in the digital age. Don't miss out - start using Bullshit.js today and see the difference it can make for your brand!"

(I wonder what happens if you transform it back and forth like 1000 times)