cop is unironically the best idea i've heard so far, although i dont know if i could stomach that job. if crime skyrockets (societal collapse from lack of job/income/worthlessness?), imagine what every day would be like for you. maybe it'd be better to be on the non-cop side of that scenario
I asked ChatGPT about the societal collapse. And surprisingly it agrees (with all the usual word salad). Surprised that they haven’t moderated those kind of answers.