Trade Offer:

  You receive - ISA architectural license, some of the worst stock core designs ever created

  I receive - Per-unit royalties, upfront licensing revenue, branding rights, creative control, stock options, unlimited vesting period, board member seats, compiler/SDK revenue, free word-of-mouth and developer lock-in.

What do you mean nobody wants to cooperate with those terms? We're SoftBank for crying out loud!