"If the dick is too short, it's Putin's fault — The people"

This is actually hilarious, thanks for sharing. By the way you seem to forget that Ukrainians have several ethnic slurs for Russians, like Katsap and Moskal.

I suggest you add this to your reading list: https://neolurk.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D0%B0%D1%86%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%8...