Let me know where you can find people that are individually capable at performing at intern level in every domain of knowledge and text-based activity known to mankind.

"Barely good enough to replace interns" is worth a lot to businesses already.

(On that note, a founder of a SAP competitor and a major IT corporation in Poland is fond of saying that "any specialist can be replaced by a finite number of interns". We'll soon get to see how true that is.)