I really mean that, all those approaches using Perl, Java, .NET as stored procedures never gained much love among DBAs or the market in general, and I always favour approaches where I am not the only person on the building that can change something.
Also those approaches lack the end to end tooling, so you're basically back at printf debugging.
This is actually quite relevant to language design, too many people still get lost on discussing about grammar and language semantics, forgeting about everything else that is quite relevant why chose language A over language B.
Also those approaches lack the end to end tooling, so you're basically back at printf debugging.