I love this:

- Most of it is CSS, which when removed still produces a pretty functional website.

- Most of the CSS is just one (commented out) background image

- There are about 5 lines of java script, which seem to just exist to obfuscate your email.

Wow, I completely forgot about that image! Thank you for reminding me (it is now gone).

It was an experiment a while back and it was inline in order to keep it all in one file. Actually that made me realize, my site is dynamic: Because I edit this one html file live on the server to make changes, whoever loads my website repeatedly while I'm doing that is going to see changes live.