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		FireBeyond 5 months ago \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Ozzy Osbourne has died Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him.

bitwize 5 months ago | [–]

Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes.

EvanAnderson 5 months ago | [–]

I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs.

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