And don't forget that Moses received the Ten Commandments on tablets, although it doesn't say whether he used iPads or something running Android.

It's rumored that God was wary of humans having apple products.

Perhaps because of the temptations of walled gardens?

Their icon is also an apple with bite out of it, if they wanted to be the prefered OS of the divine they should have chosen better.

And that Revelation 5/6 contain the original doomscroll.

I thought it was warning of poorly chosen file permissions (0666) and the evils of “simulation” —- the evils of userns namespaces and VMware!!!

I gave up tablets and pills of all kinds a long time ago now, but, at the time, if god himself had popped up to tell me something, it wouldn't have been a huge surprise.

Sure, but he wasn't proud of it: "For I do not speak of my own Accord"

And Jesus spake unto his disciples, “Next time I'm getting a Camry.”

Good product placement, but either the numbers of his disciples has been greatly exaggerated, or that was one very cramped Honda!

Was jesus secretly a clown?

Given there were 1+12 of them, you'd think they'd use an Odyssey.

Come for tea, my people.