I love this article because “I am completely neutral on this topic, anyway totally unrelated I met a guy once and kind of thought he was a dick, here is a decade+ worth of stories and rumors about him that I’ve had catalogued and ready to go” is a genuinely hilarious format for a post. It is so catty, like the dude could’ve just wrote “fuck that Andre guy. Choke on deez nuts!” and it would have the same amount of information value about whatever is going on with Ruby.

10/10 I thoroughly enjoyed that the author saw some confusion about the structure of Ruby and thought “Time to bust out The Many Crimes of Andre.xlsx”