Why would you want to work anywhere if you get returns like that every year?

If you've got 1m to play with, you're making ~ 1m a year pre-tax. If you work at a fund and can scale those returns up on 1Bn, you can make ~1Bn and then clipping even 1% of that is $10m.

Get those returns on big chunks of other people's money and take a cut

I think the hedge fund guys would rather be you…

Just say you run a “small family office” and enjoy the win ;)