I understand the explanations of why LLMs trip up on this, but what about the hilarious antics?

I tried it and it reads like comedy. My session has many hilarious moments, but it finally ends with "That's it, I'm forever banned from Unicode!". And includes snippets like "Ok, let's stop it with the theatrics, here it is: <a snail>. The betrayal!".

I find it hard to believe someone didn't intentionally hardcode comedic antics into this...