Even if you do not expect a professional tone it is totally bizarre to write a technical article (which I would have liked to understand, since the question is interesting to me) as if you are talking to a toddler. The allusions to Grand conspiracy theories and grave emotional turns which are everywhere make the article sound as if it was written for children.

I do not like lighthearted banter, but this is not the problem. The problem is that the author has a hard time writing a single paragraph without it. They should seriously consider doing some training in technical or scientific writing.

>, I guess I understand why your username is "constant crying"

What a novel comment. But yes, I do hate the constant positivity, especially in the face of a subpar product.

Some people like to have fun. Is it so hard to look away from the things you don't personally like?

As to the underlying topic, this is a very introductory article - I warrant 20 minutes with the source code, and you'd reach the same level of understanding.