More than technically correct—the best kind of correct—you are plain correct.

(I've used em-dashes since before LLMs and I'm not fucking stopping now)

EDIT: s,',,

I feel you on the em dashes lol

My proudest typographical accomplishment is that use of em-dashes once got me a tinder date.

...it didn't go anywhere after that date. But I still have the anecdote.

win’s a win

Sounds like something an LLM would say.

Sounds like something Bender would say.

Everything does. That's the fucking problem.

What great insight! I can see how that would be frustrating - I know it bothers me too.