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This says it all.

> There are also companies like Sweetgreen, the salad company that has tried to position itself as an automation company that serves salads on the side. Indeed, Sweetgreen has tried to dabble in a variety of tech, including AI and robots

Please just make me a good salad.



As an aside that absolutely is not intended to detract from your point, Sweetgreen has always had some sort of “This is what we do but also make salads because money.” Like when they were a lifestyle brand with annual concerts. The first time I went into a Sweetgreen I was very confused by the 10 foot tall poster of Kendrick Lamar performing and promotion for that year’s convention and concert.

Could you imagine being offered a ticket to Arbyfest or Jambacon?

Like you said, please just make a good salad.

I got Google’s DPA update email included a number of Uber’s Model training side gigs and analytic products. I’m guessing this all came out of the Self Driving car project, but it’s another - albeit less goofy - data point of “We’re and AI Company but we do X for money.”

I feel like I see a few of these every month.

A few years ago Foresquare realized their business model was less profitable than that of the data aggregator they used so they bought the aggregator and basically became that company given the other hooks they have. I sort of wonder if that’s what is running through some of these companies’ C suite meetings.


It’s not good but it’s commonplace for every company these days to be a {whatever pumps the stock price/gets us the most VC interest} company that does {original business model} on the side.


AI, web3, Blockchain, VR, Big Data, Mobile Apps, Social, Cloud, Mashups, Semantic Web, Portals, “put .com after or e before your company name”…



The difference between good CEOs and bad CEOs is how aware they are of the game.

Good CEOs say they're a {whatever pumps the stock price/gets us the most VC interest} company, but continue to invest and excel in being a {core competency / original business model} company.

Bad CEOs confuse the Kool Aid for water.


Ugh your last point has been the last half decade of CEOs at the places I’ve worked. Add in a smattering of other C Suite members as well.

My personal theory is we’re experiencing people who came into senior leadership in the 2010s and could make money even with poor choices by riding the hype cycle and we’re all paying for their one year of experience ten times.


Sweetgreen investing in robotics and AI is central to maintaining US salad making superiority, you see. We don't want to live in a world where we're not a leader in this space.


Mr. President, we must not allow a salad gap!


Unfortunately, it was on borrowed time as soon as we outsourced manufacturing of the original Salad Shooter.


It's good for the employees at least. Lots of opportunities for greenfield projects.


Your salad may have a non pre determined amount of olives, vinegar, and tomatoes.

The unpredictability of salad composition is what makes our products so unique and loved by people all around the world!*

*While on average it's a very good salad, there's a non zero chance that the salad may contain asbestos, plutonium, chalk, antimonium, rubber, NaN, steel rods


>NaN

I don't want any of those other ones, but I do think that everything else being equal, it's generally a good thing that my salad ingredients can't be directly serialized to float64.


Polonium, not plutonium. Also known as "Russian salad"


But just making good salad doesn’t make the stock market valuation go brrrr!


Flashback to when Long Island Iced Tea rebranded as Long Blockchain Corp and their stock price tripled overnight for no sensible reason.


Thanks for mentioning it, I had missed that one. Apparently it was an obvious insider hustle:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Blockchain_Corp.


And then Kodak said, “Wait for me!”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KodakCoin


I think they’re looking at AI and robotics because it is expensive to make a good salad, and consumers won’t buy at the expensive price point. They need automation to work in a big way for their business to succeed


I don't need AI for that automation, I need _good robotics that are cheap_.


This is the approach of 1X NEO Home Robot, and of Starship Technologies delivery robots.

They do the robotics part, and then remotely operate them (though on the paper it is officially "hybrid").


I agree the AI play is dumb. But lots of people are unsolved problems in robotics and think “I’m sure an LLM can do that”. I think sweet green is doing the same


For what, actually?


Crisp and Green say otherwise. Their salads are absurd and absurdly expensive.

No; I’m not paying $15+ for a salad. But; plenty of people do.


Automation != AI, though. And I don’t think the state of the robotics required to make salads on demand has changed meaningfully lately. “AI” is a nonsense cover.

(and fwiw lots of people will pay a lot for a good salad…)


Advanced automation in understructured environments is AI.


"You are a three time Michelin star chef. Make me a salad that will convince me salads are tasty! Do not ask questions, just make the salad. Do not give me the salad's background story, just make the salad and feed it to me."


Blue cheese adds salt and fat. Bacon adds protein and fat and usually salt.

Anything after that doesn't matter.


If there is a success story of icetea company added Blockchain why salad cannot be with AI?


chef’s kiss!


> Please just make me a good salad.

No.

> sudo Please just make me a good salad.

Ok.




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